So I got a haircut
when you realize you’re nobody’s favorite anything and you just
Can I just
Pour some of my original ideas and characters into someone’s submit box?
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
when are capes coming back into style i could really use the ability to storm out of a room with my cape billowing behind me dramatically
husbanf is my name
H: MY ONLY RELATIONSHIP CAUSE I’M A YOUNG LOSER AND IT’S ZOMMIE BBY AND SHE’S A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BUTTFACE.
U: Uh. I’m a D cup last time I checked. But that’s just cause I got A WIDE BUST YO.
S: Yes and no. If I’m in the mood to look good then yes but if not then fuck it I’m wearing my sweats all day and looking like a bum. But if you mean in relationships then I don’t give two steaming shits that wouldn’t effect how I like them as a person. Sure I might not find something about them pleasing to the eye but I’m attracted to personalities. Gender and looks are irrelevant to me.
1: Being ignored. I can’t fucking stand it. If you’re gonna ignore me then don’t even bother trying to talk to me in the first place.
2: When my grandma walks into my room and goes “It’s 10~” in some bullshit sing song voice that makes me wanna shove a sock down her throat—-
3: When people are ‘debating’ with me and tell me I’m wrong. I fucking hate it. I’m someone who LOVES debating. I try to keep an open mind to everything and not say to anyone “You’re wrong.”. Because who am I to judge someone else’s beliefs? If it’s rock solid evidence sure. Correct me. Correct me all you want but if it’s yet to be proven and it’s debatable and you tell me it’s wrong you can shove your opinion in your ass and take a hike.
A: Yes. :U I’m 14 dude of coarse. Gdi. ///shoos
N: Oh jeez—-
1: I can trust them and they can trust me. Trust is a major part of relationships to me and just in general. And if I can’t trust them then it’s mute point trying a relationship at all.
2: They’re respectful of my space, wants and my limits and I of theirs. I need alone time sometimes like everyone does but I’m also very clingy when I’m around. I don’t like being touched physically when I’m having a breakdown or when I’m really angry. And if they have boundaries like this too and I must accept that then too.
3: They can love me no matter what I’m feeling. I want to love that person and everyone in general when they’re at their highest and their lowest. I’m a sad sack sometimes, I get really angry and fly off the handle really fast, I’m hyper when I’m happy and I scream cause I’m excitable. I want someone to love me no matter what I’m acting like or how I’m feeling. Cause if I can’t depend on them when I’m sad, how can I depend on them when I’m happy?
4: Handmade tokens or gestures. I’d be much happier with a hug, a homemade gift and a kiss than some huge gift on say Valentines day. It’s easy to go to a store and buy something, but with something you make, put effort and time into is more valuable to me than a car.
5: Honesty. If you’re honest with me. I’ll be honest with you. Trust and honesty is the most important thing to me in any relationship.
F: GOES FROM SERIOUS BISSNISS TO DO YOU DRINK. ALRIGHT. Yes and no. I have a glass of wine with my mom here and there but actively drinking? Pfff no.
YES I AM IN FACT YES. BETCH. ‘BOUT TIME.
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
I NEVER SAW THIS I’M SO GOMEN BUT THANK YOU I TRIED I TRIED HARD YAYAYAYAYA
the fucking notes what the fuck is this website
we’re all Satan
and in that moment, i swear we were Satan
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
I effin love these
Dying!! Can’t breath!! Almost fell off the couch!!!
Some genius replaced the music in the Party Rock video with the cantina song from Star Wars and it matches perfectly
This is perfect.
Isn’t music just grand
Just in case you didn’t see this the first time around.
Always, always, always reblog Party Rock Cantina. ALWAYS.